
Cat tee
No Tricks, Just Treats and Worship
The catβs Halloween demands are surprisingly simple.
$26.99
Limited October Collection
Halloween tees for dog people, cat people, and anyone whose favorite familiar has four paws.
The collection disappears October 31.
October exclusives
Limited October drop

Cat tee
The catβs Halloween demands are surprisingly simple.
$26.99

Dog tee
Ghosts throw it. Your dog brings it back. Perfect system.
$26.99

Cat tee
The scariest thing in this house is still a closed door.
$26.99

Dog tee
Leading the after dark patrol, one sniff at a time.
$26.99
Pick your familiar
The loyal night watch
For the dog people who never trick-or-treat alone.
The midnight familiar
For cat people whose house is already haunted.

Cat tee
Strange noises upstairs. The cat denies everything.
$26.99

Dog tee
Nothing spooky happens before the evening walk. Nothing.
$26.99

Dog tee
Spooky is just a mood, and your dog commits to it.
$26.99

Dog tee
When the full moon rises, so does the volume.
$26.99

Cat tee
The ritual worked. The rent is your soul.
$26.99

Dog tee
Same crew, fluffier members, more drool.
$26.99

Cat tee
A black cat with a plan, and the plan is chaos.
$26.99

Dog tee
Eternal judgment, expertly delivered since the puppy years.
$26.99

Cat tee
Ghosts wish they were this glamorous.
$26.99

Dog tee
The strange sounds upstairs are just the dog, rearranging himself.
$26.99

Cat tee
Disturb the cat at your own risk. Consequences included.
$26.99

Dog tee
Warning you about spirits no one else can see.
$26.99

Cat tee
Enrollment is automatic. Dues are collected in treats.
$26.99

Cat tee
Glamour first, menace second, opinions never given.
$26.99

Cat tee
You heard footsteps upstairs. It was the cat. Probably.
$26.99

Dog tee
One howl for the moon. One for the mailman.
$26.99

Dog tee
The only thing scary is how fast the treats disappear.
$26.99

Cat tee
One ancient spell, nine lives, and a very good nap.
$26.99

Cat tee
The house charter, as amended nightly by the cat at midnight.
$26.99

Cat tee
Every night is a fright night when the zoomies arrive after dark.
$26.99

Cat tee
For the cat who haunts the hallway and judges without comment.
$26.99

Dog tee
Every night is a fright night at the speed of zoomies.
$26.99

Cat tee
A little spellcraft, a little sulk β balance is everything.
$26.99

Dog tee
One trick. It is sitting. It works every time.
$26.99

Dog tee
Counting barks instead of sheep since day one.
$26.99

Dog tee
The official flavor profile of October, plus a belly rub.
$26.99

Cat tee
When the lights go out, the catβs true form appears.
$26.99

Cat tee
Your cat has one thing to say about Halloween. Say it correctly.
$26.99

Dog tee
The most honest answer to the seasonβs only question.
$26.99

Dog tee
The transformation happens at dinner time. Full moon optional.
$26.99
Here for a good time, not a long time
Our Halloween collection is an October exclusive. Grab your favorite before it heads back into the shadows.
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